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Coffee 2 Pack - Mix&Save - 1lb
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2 Pack - Mix&Save - 1lb

$25.00

Can’t decide which roast best complements your self-image? Don’t worry—we’ll let you pretend you have range. With the Mix & Save 2-Pack, you can pick two of our most insufferably good offerings and save money.

  • Hints of Hubris – Light/Medium Roast – Fruit-forward and ego-enhancing.

  • Artisanal Nihilism – Medium/Dark Roast – Deep, complex, and mildly judgmental.

  • Single Origin Arrogance – Light/Medium Roast – Just one bean. Just one region. Just one superior choice.

  • Decaf, Really? – Medium Roast – For those who enjoy coffee flavor but have nothing left to prove.

Carefully roasted, smugly packaged, and shipped directly to your tastefully neutral kitchen.

Whole Bean or Grind Type:
Frequency:
$25.00
$22.50
Every month
Quantity:
Add To Cart

Can’t decide which roast best complements your self-image? Don’t worry—we’ll let you pretend you have range. With the Mix & Save 2-Pack, you can pick two of our most insufferably good offerings and save money.

  • Hints of Hubris – Light/Medium Roast – Fruit-forward and ego-enhancing.

  • Artisanal Nihilism – Medium/Dark Roast – Deep, complex, and mildly judgmental.

  • Single Origin Arrogance – Light/Medium Roast – Just one bean. Just one region. Just one superior choice.

  • Decaf, Really? – Medium Roast – For those who enjoy coffee flavor but have nothing left to prove.

Carefully roasted, smugly packaged, and shipped directly to your tastefully neutral kitchen.

Can’t decide which roast best complements your self-image? Don’t worry—we’ll let you pretend you have range. With the Mix & Save 2-Pack, you can pick two of our most insufferably good offerings and save money.

  • Hints of Hubris – Light/Medium Roast – Fruit-forward and ego-enhancing.

  • Artisanal Nihilism – Medium/Dark Roast – Deep, complex, and mildly judgmental.

  • Single Origin Arrogance – Light/Medium Roast – Just one bean. Just one region. Just one superior choice.

  • Decaf, Really? – Medium Roast – For those who enjoy coffee flavor but have nothing left to prove.

Carefully roasted, smugly packaged, and shipped directly to your tastefully neutral kitchen.

Select any combination at checkout—four of the same or one of each. We won’t judge. (That’s a lie. We absolutely will.)

There is 1/2 lb. of fresh roasted specialty coffee in each can.

Each order comes with a reusable cap to keep your coffee fresh.

Pretentious Coffee Company

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Location

114 S. Kerr Ave, Suite A
Wilmington, NC 28403

Contact

Info@pretentiouscoffee.co