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2 Pack - Mix&Save - Free Shipping

$28.00 $32.00

FREE SHIPPING!

Can’t decide which roast best complements your self-image? Don’t worry—we’ll let you pretend you have range. With the Mix & Save 2-Pack, you can pick two of our most insufferably good offerings and save money.

*IMPORTANT: Select roasts for each can when you add to cart

  • Gilded Decadence - Medium/Dark Roast - Limited Reserve - Rich Chocolate, roasted hazelnut, overly indulgent.

  • Hints of Hubris – Light/Medium Roast – Fruit-forward and ego-enhancing.

  • Artisanal Nihilism – Medium/Dark Roast – Deep, complex, and mildly judgmental.

  • Single Origin Arrogance – Light/Medium Roast – Just one bean. Just one region. Just one superior choice.

  • Decaf, Really? – Medium Roast – For those who enjoy coffee flavor but have nothing left to prove.

Carefully roasted, smugly packaged, and shipped directly to your tastefully neutral kitchen.

In all seriousness, all of our coffee works well in most applications. Enjoy this coffee as an espresso, cold brew, french press, drip coffee, pour over, or cold press. However you want to make it, it will be impossibly delicious.

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FREE SHIPPING!

Can’t decide which roast best complements your self-image? Don’t worry—we’ll let you pretend you have range. With the Mix & Save 2-Pack, you can pick two of our most insufferably good offerings and save money.

*IMPORTANT: Select roasts for each can when you add to cart

  • Gilded Decadence - Medium/Dark Roast - Limited Reserve - Rich Chocolate, roasted hazelnut, overly indulgent.

  • Hints of Hubris – Light/Medium Roast – Fruit-forward and ego-enhancing.

  • Artisanal Nihilism – Medium/Dark Roast – Deep, complex, and mildly judgmental.

  • Single Origin Arrogance – Light/Medium Roast – Just one bean. Just one region. Just one superior choice.

  • Decaf, Really? – Medium Roast – For those who enjoy coffee flavor but have nothing left to prove.

Carefully roasted, smugly packaged, and shipped directly to your tastefully neutral kitchen.

In all seriousness, all of our coffee works well in most applications. Enjoy this coffee as an espresso, cold brew, french press, drip coffee, pour over, or cold press. However you want to make it, it will be impossibly delicious.

Select any combination at checkout—four of the same or one of each. We won’t judge. (That’s a lie. We absolutely will.)

There is extremely fresh roasted specialty coffee in each can.

Each order comes with a reusable cap to keep your coffee fresh.