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Coffee Artisanal Nihilism - Med/Dark Roast - 1/2lb Can
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Artisanal Nihilism - Med/Dark Roast - 1/2lb Can

$13.00

This medium/dark roast tastes like caramelized citrus, vintage cocoa, and the rush of correcting someone’s tamp pressure mid-conversation. It’s rich, smooth, and just bold enough to make you feel like you actually know what crema is.

Perfect for those who believe coffee should be taken seriously—but not too seriously—this roast is what happens when sophistication accidentally meets sarcasm over a cupping table.

We obsess over the roast curve so you can pretend you do too. Each batch is hand-roasted, flavor-optimized, and packaged in a recyclable can that's far more tasteful than your last kitchen remodel.

Pairs well with espresso machines you don’t fully understand, brunch debates about grind size, and that one friend who still says "expresso."

If you don’t love it, it’s probably because your grinder is a crime against humanity.

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This medium/dark roast tastes like caramelized citrus, vintage cocoa, and the rush of correcting someone’s tamp pressure mid-conversation. It’s rich, smooth, and just bold enough to make you feel like you actually know what crema is.

Perfect for those who believe coffee should be taken seriously—but not too seriously—this roast is what happens when sophistication accidentally meets sarcasm over a cupping table.

We obsess over the roast curve so you can pretend you do too. Each batch is hand-roasted, flavor-optimized, and packaged in a recyclable can that's far more tasteful than your last kitchen remodel.

Pairs well with espresso machines you don’t fully understand, brunch debates about grind size, and that one friend who still says "expresso."

If you don’t love it, it’s probably because your grinder is a crime against humanity.

This medium/dark roast tastes like caramelized citrus, vintage cocoa, and the rush of correcting someone’s tamp pressure mid-conversation. It’s rich, smooth, and just bold enough to make you feel like you actually know what crema is.

Perfect for those who believe coffee should be taken seriously—but not too seriously—this roast is what happens when sophistication accidentally meets sarcasm over a cupping table.

We obsess over the roast curve so you can pretend you do too. Each batch is hand-roasted, flavor-optimized, and packaged in a recyclable can that's far more tasteful than your last kitchen remodel.

Pairs well with espresso machines you don’t fully understand, brunch debates about grind size, and that one friend who still says "expresso."

If you don’t love it, it’s probably because your grinder is a crime against humanity.

There is 1/2 lb. of fresh roasted specialty coffee in each can. Each order comes with a reusable cap to keep your coffee fresh.

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