Decaf, Really? - Med Roast - 1/2lb Can
This MWP decaf medium roast tastes like delicate florals, stewed plum, and the quiet dignity of pretending decaf espresso is still a flex. It’s smooth, refined, and just bold enough to fool your taste buds into thinking you’re still chasing the high of your 20s.
Decaffeinated using the Mountain Water Process—because chemical baths are for lesser brands—this roast preserves the nuance and character of real coffee, minus the existential jitters.
Ideal for late-night sipping, caffeine-cutting commitments, or impressing your barista with emotional maturity.
Yes, it’s decaf. And yes, it’s still better than what most people drink fully wired.
This MWP decaf medium roast tastes like delicate florals, stewed plum, and the quiet dignity of pretending decaf espresso is still a flex. It’s smooth, refined, and just bold enough to fool your taste buds into thinking you’re still chasing the high of your 20s.
Decaffeinated using the Mountain Water Process—because chemical baths are for lesser brands—this roast preserves the nuance and character of real coffee, minus the existential jitters.
Ideal for late-night sipping, caffeine-cutting commitments, or impressing your barista with emotional maturity.
Yes, it’s decaf. And yes, it’s still better than what most people drink fully wired.
This MWP decaf medium roast tastes like delicate florals, stewed plum, and the quiet dignity of pretending decaf espresso is still a flex. It’s smooth, refined, and just bold enough to fool your taste buds into thinking you’re still chasing the high of your 20s.
Decaffeinated using the Mountain Water Process—because chemical baths are for lesser brands—this roast preserves the nuance and character of real coffee, minus the existential jitters.
Ideal for late-night sipping, caffeine-cutting commitments, or impressing your barista with emotional maturity.
Yes, it’s decaf. And yes, it’s still better than what most people drink fully wired.
There is 1/2 lb. of fresh roasted specialty coffee in each can. Each order comes with a reusable cap to keep your coffee fresh.
