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Coffee Hints of Hubris - Light/Med Roast - 1/2lb Can
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Hints of Hubris - Light/Med Roast - 1/2lb Can

$13.00

This light/medium roast tastes like philosophical fruit salad served on a reclaimed teak platter of your own insecurity. Ethically sourced from farms you’re too lazy to research, these beans deliver complex notes of citrus, doubt, florals, and self-importance—perfectly balanced for those who think they know what balance means.

Roasted just enough to unlock flavor, but not so much that it screams “look at me,” this blend pairs well with distressed leather journals, failed startups, and overpriced pour-over gear you don’t actually know how to use.

We hand-select our beans, obsessively roast them in small batches, and package them in a recyclable can that says “I care about the planet… just not enough to skip espresso.”

If this coffee isn’t the best you’ve ever had, you probably brewed it wrong.

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This light/medium roast tastes like philosophical fruit salad served on a reclaimed teak platter of your own insecurity. Ethically sourced from farms you’re too lazy to research, these beans deliver complex notes of citrus, doubt, florals, and self-importance—perfectly balanced for those who think they know what balance means.

Roasted just enough to unlock flavor, but not so much that it screams “look at me,” this blend pairs well with distressed leather journals, failed startups, and overpriced pour-over gear you don’t actually know how to use.

We hand-select our beans, obsessively roast them in small batches, and package them in a recyclable can that says “I care about the planet… just not enough to skip espresso.”

If this coffee isn’t the best you’ve ever had, you probably brewed it wrong.

This light/medium roast tastes like philosophical fruit salad served on a reclaimed teak platter of your own insecurity. Ethically sourced from farms you’re too lazy to research, these beans deliver complex notes of citrus, doubt, florals, and self-importance—perfectly balanced for those who think they know what balance means.

Roasted just enough to unlock flavor, but not so much that it screams “look at me,” this blend pairs well with distressed leather journals, failed startups, and overpriced pour-over gear you don’t actually know how to use.

We hand-select our beans, obsessively roast them in small batches, and package them in a recyclable can that says “I care about the planet… just not enough to skip espresso.”

If this coffee isn’t the best you’ve ever had, you probably brewed it wrong.

There is 1/2 lb. of fresh roasted specialty coffee in each can. Each order comes with a reusable cap to keep your coffee fresh.

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